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Funny Wedding Query - SQL Server Stored Procedure Style

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Just found this funny PL/SQL Wedding Query. Check it out.

{xtypo_code}CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND CarCount > 2 AND HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus='PG orAbove'
AND HavingBrothers='NO'
AND HavingSisters ='No'
AND AllowRelocate ='YES' SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce
FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal

UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')

END GO{/xtypo_code}

So what Wife writes in response ???

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Aishwarya Rai Wardrobe Malfunction - Zee Cine Awards 2007

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Aishwarya Rai, the most beautiful and gorgeous woman on the planet. The reigning queen of Indian cinema, and also a classically trained dancer.

She is not only one of the wealthiest women in India, but Time magazine named her one of the 100 most influential people on the planet. When she’s seen in new clothes, it invariably sparks a new fashion trend. Choosing what to wear, she says, is not so much about caring as it is, "just about being open to life and trying different things out."

I dont know how many of you have seen Zee Cine Awards 2007. But somebody has published a wardrobe malfunction video of Aishwarya Rai on YouTube.

She performed on "Crazy Kiya re" track during the Zee Cine Awards 2007.

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Google Sense of Humor

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With all the google gmail widgets and email notifiers, I dont know if you guys have noticed the Gmail home page.

 

Google is known for its sense of humor from the begining. And what can be the best time other then April 1st.

 

Above screen is currenly being displayed on the Gmail Home page. Gmail Paper Archieve.

 

And whats their FAQ says about this ?

 

Is it free?
Yes. The cost of postage is offset with the help of relevant, targeted, unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica. No pop-ups, no flashy animations—these are physically impossible in the paper medium.

 

The funniest part was..

 

But what about the environment?
Not a problem. Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier.

 

LOL !!

 

Not only gmail but Google Homepage also has a prank...

 

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Google in 2084

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Click above to see it working. 

 

 After looking at the google growth, one can definately imagine how would google will be in Future.

 

I found articles and images about Google in 2084. So thought of creating something actually working as Google 2084.

 

You can select an option, type in your query and click "Search" and see what happens. :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Airtel Funny Ad - ChaalisChor

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I found this Airtel advertise online. Its really funny. Check it out.

 

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Rajnikant And Mithun's Baap

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