Just found this funny PL/SQL Wedding Query. Check it out.
{xtypo_code}CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND CarCount > 2 AND HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus='PG orAbove'
AND HavingBrothers='NO'
AND HavingSisters ='No'
AND AllowRelocate ='YES' SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END GO{/xtypo_code}
So what Wife writes in response ???


